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MOUTHPIECE - May 5, 2015

Good Afternoon,

Mother's Day is Sunday. Word to your mother!

Before you scramble to get her that thoughtful gift, take a minute or two to learn about those nine special things that mom would never ever say in a million years.

Things like, "That face tattoo really brings out the color of your eyes." And, "Let's steal a car, just for fun."

I love you, mom, but please don't tell me weird stuff.

Oh, and there's quotes, 5 Things You Never Knew About Poltergeist, and the Goldminer Game - all for your enjoyment! So enjoy!

Mouthing Off,

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"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
--Henny Youngman

"Television is for appearing on - not for looking at."
--Noel Coward

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
--Rodney Dangerfield

[m] What's On the Web?

They're Heeeeeeeeere! 5 Things You Never Knew About Poltergeist

From In 1982 Steven Spielberg and Tobe Hooper teamed up to create one of the most iconic horror movies of all time, Poltergeist. The supernatural classic would go on to spawn two hit sequels, and an upcoming, and obviously unnecessary, remake. Poltergeist is one of our favorite "haunted house" horror movies, so check out our list of five things you may not have known about the original film and it's legacy.

Visit: They're Heeeeeeeeere! 5 Things You Never Knew About Poltergeist

Goldminer Game

I want the gold! And you will too! Just click down arrow on your keyboard and try to collect as much gold and hidden treasures as you can.

Visit: Goldminer Game

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*-- Things Mom Would Never Say --*

1. "How on Earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

2. "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."

3. "Just leave all the lights on... it makes the house look more cheery."

4. "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week."

5. "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day."

6. "Well, if Bob's mamma says it's OK, that's good enough for me."

7. "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

8. "I don't have a tissue with me... just use your sleeve."

9. "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve."


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