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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Good Afternoon,
Technically, it has only been winter for a week and let
me tell you, I'm already sick of it.
I have never been this cold in my life. Well, I take it
back. There was that one time I got locked out of the of
the house after my cousins stripped me naked after they
accused me of cheating at Connect Four.
Ah, memories.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make
noise with their mouths?
3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?
4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have
ULTERIOR motives?
5. Hmmm... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats,
why can't we cats ever get these STUPID dogs to do
anything for us?
6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
7. Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.
8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization
of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to
invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?
10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky
just to let THEM know who's boss!
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