MOUTHPIECE - April 15, 2014

Good Afternoon,

As I write this I find myself suffering from a bit of sneezing fit. I wish I knew what was causing me to sdfjaio sneeze this severely, but I sudfh really don't have a clue.

Maybe somebody in the office has a oegiarh cat? Maybe I just have a bit of a asfhasjigh head cold? Maybe I'm allergic to TZ's awful cologne? asfhjdkgh

At any rate, I'm going to continue to sneeze and mash my keyboard. I asfbhgfag hope you enjoy today's Mouthpiece while I go and get myself asdfgwerg some tissues.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
--Milton Berle

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
--Napoleon Bonaparte

"The gods too are fond of a joke."
--Aristotle


[m] What's On the Web?
23 Awesome Casting Changes That Would Save Bad Movies
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The Worst Answers in Family Feud History
A montage of some of the worst, funniest and most disturbing answers given during Family Feud's 35 year history.

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Who Would You Like to Play? --*
A director is screen testing Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger for a new film about classic composers. Not having figured out who to give which part to, he asks Sly who he would like to be.

Stallone says, "I like Mozart. I want to be Mozart."

So the Director says, "Very well, you can be Mozart" Then he turns to Arnie and says, "Arnie, who would you like to play?"

And Arnie says, "Ah'll be Bach!"

(From: ahajokes.com)

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