Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Good Afternoon,

Technically, it has only been winter for a few days and let me tell you, I'm already sick of it.

I have never been this cold in my life. Well, I take it back. There was that one time I got locked out of the of the house after my cousins stripped me naked after they accused me of cheating at Connect Four.

Ah, memories.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head."
- Dennis Miller

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
- Mark Twain

"Life is a long lesson in humility."
- James M. Barrie


[m] What's On the Web?
The 36 Worst Action Figures From Iconic Toy Lines
Hopefully none of these crap-tabular toys were awaiting you under the tree on Christmas morning. Check out some of these stinkers that toy companies thought would be a good idea to mass-produce and unleash on the general public.

Visit: The 36 Worst Action Figures From Iconic Toy Lines


WHEN SNOWMEN ATTACK
Uh, oh! It looks like Santa's not out of the woods yet. Seems marauding snowmen are bent on destroying his workshop! Only you can help Santa fight the evil snowmen...melt them before they get too close...

Play: WHEN SNOWMEN ATTACK


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Ten Things A Cat Thinks About --*
1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.

2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?

3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs?

4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives?

5. Hmmm... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these STUPID dogs to do anything for us?

6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.

7. Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener.

8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?

9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering?

10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss!

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