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Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Good Afternoon,
I hope that everyone's mom had a very happy Mother's Day.
I took my mother out for dinner and a show. Hey, a burger
before watching a Sex Pistols cover-band perform at a
local dive bar is exactly how she wanted to spend her
special day. That's what she told me she wanted.
I love you mom! I'll give you a call as soon as our ability
to hearing recovers. What?
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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