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Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Good Afternoon,
I thought today would be a good day for a joke. I'm all
about the jokes lately.
Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, I think I am a dog."
Doctor: "Lie down on the couch."
Patient: "I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture."
It feels good to laugh, doesn't it? Have a good week.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down
in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants."
- Stephen King
"I have found that if you love life, life will love you
back."
- Arthur Rubinstein
"It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let
yourself back."
- Mick Jagger
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What Do Blondes Drink?
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and
ordered their drinks from the bartender.
Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."
Bartender: "What's a G and T?"
Redhead: "Gin and tonic."
Blonde: "I'll have a 15."
Bartender: "What's a 15?"
Blonde: "7 and 7"
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