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Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Good Afternoon,
I've never been accused of being sexy, but then again I've
never been accused of NOT being sexy. What does it take to
make one's self "unsexy"? Is it a hygiene issue? Age? The
face? Bizarre behavior? Creepy factor? There are certainly
a lot of factors.
Take look at the list of 'Moviefone's UnSexiest Men Alive'.
Where the winners are losers... and sometimes just plain
scary.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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Moviefone's UnSexiest Men Alive
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Visit: http://www.moviefone.ca/2009/11/19/unsexiest-men-alive/
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Groucho Marx Classic 'Duck Soup' Mirror Scene
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