MOUTHPIECE - October 27, 2015

Good Afternoon,

Halloween is just 4 days away! Yay, candy, yay!

Well, this issue will help all of us candy enthusiasts get through the rest of the week so we can enjoy our nation-wide cavity creating and sugar high soiree.

Enjoy a some frightastic quotes, sites, and a list of signs that you're too old to trick or treat.

Trick or Treat? Today is all about the treats. Happy Halloween!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt."
- George Sewell

"The fear of death is more to be dreaded than death itself."
- Publilius Syrus

"Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed."
- Michael Pritchard


[m] What's On the Web?
Ghosts 'n Goblins Game
In this arcade game from 1985 you play as Arthur, a knight who must rescue his princess from the clutches of various ghosts and goblins. It's classic, scary and hours of fun!

Visit: Ghosts 'n Goblins Game


I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide to the Halloween Candies of 2015
From I-Mockery.com: "Sam has collected candies from the 2015 Halloween season and now it's time for me to put them to the test. On the following pages, you will learn all about the best and worst candies of the season as I conduct a thorough taste test of each and every one of 'em."

Visit: I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide to the Halloween Candies of 2015


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Ten Signs That You're Too Old for Halloween --*
1. You get winded from knocking on the door.

2. You have to ask someone to chew your candy for you.

3. You ask for high fiber candy only.

4. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

5. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

6. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and you can't remember the rest.

7. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.

8. You carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hair piece.

9. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

10. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

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