Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Good Afternoon,

Hey, beach season is right around the corner and I am completely unprepared. I am so out of shape it's not even funny. Actually, I'm pear shaped. I better do some situps or something so at least when I lay on the beach other beachgoers won't try to push me back into the water.

Enjoy the Top Signs You're Out of Shape. Number 4 hits too close to home for me.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
--Victor Borge

"How beggarly appear arguments before a defiant deed!"
--Walt Whitman

"Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own."
--Carol Burnett


[m] What's On the Web?
7 Classic Movies That Are Shameless Ripoffs
From Cracked.com: "We realize that nothing is truly original -- in some way, every blockbuster you watch this summer will have elements that were "ripped off" from some older movie, or novel, or comic book. But damn it, there are times when a big-budget movie has incredibly specific similarities to some more obscure work, to the point that it's really hard to swallow that it could be coincidence. For example..."

Visit: 7 Classic Movies That Are Shameless Ripoffs


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- The Top Signs You're Out of Shape --*
1. You've ever torn something just trying to turn off the alarm clock.

2. People at work only refer to you by saying, "Hey fatso!"

3. You've thrown your back out by carrying a bag of groceries.

4. Random strangers come up, poke you in the stomach and expect you to giggle.

5. Your record is 34 Pushups and you could have done more if the Ice Cream Man would have taken plastic.

6. You get the Christmas gift of Jigglin' To The Oldies.

7. You cramp up while watching the New York City Marathon.

8. Watching Rocky 5 is your idea of a workout video.

(From: ahajokes.com)

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