Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Good Afternoon,

Today is going to be a full rich day. The reason for this is Mouthpiece has got it all. Start off with a pithy column, then laugh and think with three amazing 'Quotes of the Day'.

Next, 'What's On the Web?' brings you best and weirdest sites on the web. Today, you can do a little surgery will intoxicated with the Drunken Doctor Game and then play Fitting Pieces which sounds lame, but I assure you it's quite a bit of fun. Game on!

Finally, finish things up with a list of the many perks of being over 60 years old. Man, I can't wait to be sixty.

Enjoy your day... and Mouthpiece. I insist.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."
- Woody Allen

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow."
- Evan Esar

"Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on."
- Bob Newhart


[m] What's On the Web?
Fitting Pieces
Try this puzzle game and see if you can fill in all the gaps. The more puzzles you do the more challenging it becomes! It's not as easy as it looks.

Visit: Fitting Pieces


Drunken Doctor Game
He's doing surgery even though he shouldn't be. Playing as a drunken doctor, your goal is to remove a faulty organ from your patient's body... without allowing your negligent behavior to get the better of you.

Visit: Drunken Doctor Game


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
** THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 60 Years Old **
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

4. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4:00 p.m.

9. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room.

14. You sing along with the elevator music.

15. Your eyes won't get much worse.

16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.

18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

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