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Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Maybe it's just me, but it appears that love is in the air.
I see couples holding hands, small woodland creatures going
at it, and cars rockin' at "the point". What else could it
be?
Well, if love is truly in the air I thought that you should
be equipped with 'The Love Calculator', which is located in
the wonderful 'What's On the Web?' section of this public-
ation which you are currently perusing.
So if you think that love has come a calling, don't forget
to consult the world-renowned 100% accurate 'Love
Calculator'. (Actual Love Not Guaranteed) Hey, it can't
hurt.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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* You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting
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* You stop raising issues/problems because you know you
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* You fly first class across the country to attend a
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* You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job
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