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MOUTHPIECE - August 12, 2014
Good Afternoon,Do you find yourself wondering endlessly about just how long you're going to live? Well, I do! It keeps me up some nights. Anyway, if you'd like to know your life expectancy just answer a few questions and crunch some numbers with the Life Expectancy Calculator.
It seems like I'm gonna make it to the age of 85! So let's celebrate with some second-hand smoke and a steak!
Mouthing Off,
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GopherArchives [m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up."
--Pablo Picasso
"Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat."
--Socrates
"The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause."
--Mark Twain
[m] What's On the Web?By Grabthar's Hammer! Here Are Some Interesting Things You May Not Know About 'Galaxy Quest'From Uproxx.com: Galaxy Quest was an underrated parody of the Star Trek fandom and geek culture in general. It only grossed $90 million worldwide on a $45 million production budget, but it was eventually voted the seventh best Star Trek movie by fans at the Star Trek 2013 Convention. Since the movie's turning 15 later this year, MTV put together an excellent oral history of the film, including interviews with the stars, director, writer, and producer. You can check out the full thing over at MTV, but we'll be rounding up our favorite bits...
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