Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Good Afternoon,

When you're having a bad day nothing can make you feel better than hearing a joke. If you're having a bad day than the joke I have in today's issue will turn that frown upside down. And if you're already a happy pappy then this will make your day even better. A little laugh goes a long way.

Plus, discover the 20 Most Overused Lines In Cinema and the Great Language Game.

Fun and laughs, what more could you need?

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Woe be to him that reads but one book."
- George Herbert

"What you risk reveals what you value."
- Jeanette Winterson

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
- Sir Winston Churchill


[m] What's On the Web?
The 20 Most Overused Lines In Cinema
From Shortlist.com: As let's face it, originality is overrated. And rather than spend hours poring over and adjective or pronoun, sometimes scriptwriters need something quick, familiar and hugely clichéd. And there are no finer examples/worse offenders than the following 20 lines, which are quite possibly the most overused in the history of cinema.

Visit: The 20 Most Overused Lines In Cinema


The Great Language Game
Amongst the thousands of languages spoken across the world, here are just eighty. How many can you distinguish between?

Visit: The Great Language Game


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Good Food, Good Prices --*
Two guys were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place their order.

There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of them, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

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