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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Good Afternoon,

I know we're only three days into December, but I already
have a few things concerning the Christmas holiday.

If you're a fan of the movie Christmas Vacation check out
a great article about the ten best things about that
cinematic holiday masterpiece. And then watch the classic
video clip of 'The Christmas House'. It brings two great
holiday element together: Money and Lights.

Oh, then learn about the world according to women. Very
important stuff here.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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What's On the Web?
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The Ten Best Things About Christmas Vacation!

As one of the best Christmas movies, "National Lampoon's
Christmas Vacation" features scene after scene of classic
characters, quotes and comedic gold. Here are the TEN best
parts of this holiday classic.

Visit: http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/christmas-vacation/

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Christmas House

When it comes to decorating your house for Christmas,
this guy went all out. After $10,000, 25,000 lights and
2 months, this guy went a step further and synchronized
his lights to music. A holiday classic.

Visit: http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1329

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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According to Women... Men Are Like...

...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.

...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

...government bonds
they take so long to mature.

...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.

...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of
interest.

...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot
it.

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