Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Good Afternoon,

Daytime TV's greatest achievement is the never-ending saga of paternity tests, weird phobias, and ridiculous fights... and outrageous dancing. That's right, "The Maury Povich Show" has given mankind some of the greatest bits of entertainment this side of "The Jerry Springer Show".

Check out the 42 Best Moments Ever from Maury. You'll never be the same. Oh, and I got some other stuff in this issue too. Good stuff, give it a look-see!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock."
- Thomas Jefferson

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
- George Burns

"In love, one and one are one."
- Jean-Paul Sartre


[m] What's On the Web?
The 42 Best Moments Ever On "The Maury Show"
According to BuzzFeed.com: THE RESULTS ARE IN. You *ARE* the best show ever on daytime television. See for yourself.

Visit: The 42 Best Moments Ever On "The Maury Show"


Trailers From Hell!
From the YouTube channel: "Trailers from Hell showcases classic previews of past movie attractions punctuated with humorous commentary by iconic filmmakers." It's your thrice-weekly stop for exploitation, horror, sci-fi, comedy, grindhouse and mainstream movie classics!

Visit: Trailers From Hell!


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Top Ten Signs That You Are Too Drunk --*
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.

9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

6. You can focus better with one eye closed.

5. You fall off the floor.

5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.

4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.

3. Roseanne looks good.

2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.

1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.

(Aha! Jokes)

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