MOUTHPIECE - March 25, 2014

Good Afternoon,

Muppet fans rejoice! All of our friends are back on the big screen. I can't wait to see Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, and the rest of the Muppets.

It's funny, as many fun, memorable Muppets there are, there are a few that we would like to forget. Today, learn about the 12 Worst Muppets Ever. That's right, EVER!!!

Plus, we have quotes, Transformer related stuff, and the Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood.

Enjoy and stuff.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science."
--Albert Einstein

"If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are his sincere friend."
--Abraham Lincoln

"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children."
--Mark Twain


[m] What's On the Web?
If They Could Transform...
Have you ever wondered what famous movie and TV vehicles would look like as Transformers? Check out the Delorean, Ecto-1, And More...

Visit: If They Could Transform


The 12 Worst Muppets Ever
From io9.com: Don't get us wrong. We love The Muppets. Everybody loves the Muppets. But we love some Muppets more than others, because some Muppets are better than others, while some made us groan whenever they appeared on-screen. Here are a dozen Muppets that completely suck felt.

Visit: The 12 Worst Muppets Ever


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood --*
10. Watch the bag fill.

9. Hyperventilate.

8. Pull the tube out of the bag and drink from it.

7. Race to see who fills their bag first (requires two or more people).

6. Puncture the bag near the top and see whether they pull the needle out of your arm before the blood squirts out.

5. While they're not looking, substitute a bag of orange liquid and complain they gave you too much Tang.

4. Insist that you want to give 2 pints.

3. Faint.

2. Tell them you saw the bag twitch.

1. Yell, "Hey, you used that needle on the last guy!"

(From Aha! Jokes)

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