Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Good Afternoon,

I just wanted to share a small piece of advice with you today. It is advice that my father handed down to me and I hope to someday hand it down to my children.

Advice Tip #36:

Never eat a bowl of cereal while driving an automobile, airplane, boat, hovercraft, jet ski, bicycle, motorcycle, golf cart, canoe, blimp, unicycle, bobcat with a saddle on its back, or a helicopter.

Trust me, it's good advice.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
- Steven Wright

"Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to get leisure."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Silence is more musical than any song."
- Christina Rossetti


[m] What's On the Web?
8 Great Film "Easter Eggs"
Some DVDs get even better when you discover special hidden "Easter Egg". Here are a few gems that make some flicks even better.

Visit: 8 Great Film "Easter Eggs"


The 10 Most Useless Members of G.I. Joe
G.I. Joe is always ready to fight the good fight against Cobra, but sometimes there are a few members of your team that just seem taint your image and make you look like G.I. D'oh!

Visit: The 10 Most Useless Members of G.I. Joe


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Bizarre April Holidays --*
April 1 is One Cent Day
April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is Go For Broke Day
April 6 is Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is No Housework Day
April 8 is All Is Ours Day
April 9 is Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is Golfers Day
April 11 is Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is National Pecan Day
April 15 is Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
April 17 is National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is International Jugglers Day
April 19 is Garlic Day
April 20 is Look Alike Day
April 21 is Kindergarten Day
April 22 is National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is Tell A Story Day
April 28 is Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is National Honesty Day

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