MOUTHPIECE - October 18, 2016

Good Afternoon,

I know that Halloween is still weeks away, but I can't help it, I'm excited! I'm looking forward to getting scared, getting into costume and getting candy. It's going to be great!

Well, getting scared will be the new thing that I'll be experiencing this month. I eat candy all of the time, so that's not new and I like to dress up in costume from time to time. Hey, sometimes you have to make your own fun... and dinner. Free candy does rule though.

Enjoy the stuff I put together for you. It's not scary, but it is sweet as candy.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting."
--Mark Twain

"Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on."
--Bob Newhart

"What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"
--Henry David Thoreau



[m] What's On the Web?
Halloween Pumpkins Game
Destroy All Pumpkins! That's your task in this seasonal game that is fun, addictive, and spooky scary!

Visit: Halloween Pumpkins Game


100 COOLEST MONSTERS
As Halloween gets closer I thought it only appropriate to bring forth the most frightening monsters that have graced television and film. Which of these creatures scare you?

Visit: 100 COOLEST MONSTERS



[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- How Do I Look? --*
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"

"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."

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