Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Good Afternoon,

How is your geography knowledge? Today you can see if your geography knowledge is what it used to be.

It has to be better than mine because I'm not even sure where I am right now.

Also, quotes, Daffynitions and learn about WHO'S ALIVE AND WHO'S DEAD.

I know...it's a lot of learning.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my pen and throw it away."
- Victor Hugo

"If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich."
- John F. Kennedy (inaugural address, January 20, 1961)

"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
- Johnny Carson


[m] What's On the Web?
TEST YOUR GEOGRAPHY KNOWLEDGE
If you were shown a picture of South America, would you be able to point out where Uruguay is? Or how about Eritrea on a map of the Middle East? Put your geography knowledge to the test with these quizzes that cover every part of the world.

Visit: TEST YOUR GEOGRAPHY KNOWLEDGE


WHO'S ALIVE AND WHO'S DEAD
Here's another interesting site that focuses on famous people both dead or alive, what they're famous for, what caused their death, when they were born and etc...

Visit: WHO'S ALIVE AND WHO'S DEAD


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
Daffynitions:

1 ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

2. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where some women go to dye.

3. CHICKENS: Animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

4. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

5. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

6. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

7. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

8. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all.

9. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

10. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

11. TOMORROW: One of today's greatest labor saving devices.

12. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

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