MOUTHPIECE - June 17, 2014

Good Afternoon,

If you're looking for love then it's probably a good idea to have a few pick up line or two ready to use. If you don't have any at the ready I have provided a good list for you that is guaranteed to get you some action; and by "action" I mean you getting slapped in the face or a drink thrown in it. Hey, you get what you get.

Plus, you get quotes, 9 Silly Photos of Serious Historical Figures Goofing Off, and watch a man fight off a Great White Shark.

Good stuff!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Nothing can bring you peace but yourself."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination."
--Bertrand Russell


[m] What's On the Web?
9 Silly Photos of Serious Historical Figures Goofing Off
From Cracked.com: Personally, I'm an optimist. I assume Instagram is proof we're all having heaps of fun all the time. Especially when you realize history's most important and serious figures also enjoyed getting the camera out to document goofy faces and stupid antics.

Visit: 9 Silly Photos of Serious Historical Figures Goofing Off


Man Fights Off Great White Shark In Sydney Harbour
Man has a close call with a Great White Shark in Sydney Harbour. Filmed on a GoPro.

Visit: Man Fights Off Great White Shark In Sydney Harbour


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Pick Up Lines --*
-I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

-I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

-If I followed you home, would you keep me?

-If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

-Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

-My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

-So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!

-Stand still so I can pick you up!

-Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

-What time do you have to be back in heaven?

-What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.

-What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

-What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

-What's your sign?

-Where have you been all my life?

-Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

-Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

-You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

-You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.

-Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

-Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

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