MOUTHPIECE - November 4, 2014

Good Afternoon,

I went to the dentist the other day and began to think that there must be some crazy dentists out there... with wrinkly fingers after having them in a bunch of wet mouths all day.

My dentist is okay, but if you're worried about yours make sure to go over the list I have for you today - The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy. Hopefully, your dentist doesn't do number five. I'll cross my fingers. That's the tooth... I mean "truth"!

Plus, quotes, the Swedish Chef, and Where Are They Now? Kids From Stephen King Movies. So get cracking!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on."
--Bob Newhart

"You're never too old to become younger."
--Mae West

"Never have children, only grandchildren."
--Gore Vidal


[m] What's On the Web?
The Swedish Chef Makes Popcorn
Watch as the Swedish Chef takes making microwave popcorn to a whole new level. It'll make you hungry... and want to dance too!

Visit: The Swedish Chef Makes Popcorn


Kids From Stephen King Movies: Where Are They Now?
From Shortlist.com: Being given a kid's role in a Stephen King movie adaptation is usually a tough gig. Why? Sure you get to play a part created by the finest horror writer in the history of horror writing, but you will forever be remembered by those that you meet as "that utterly terrifying kid who haunted my dreams". Here's 15 of them, most of which tick that nightmarish box, but some of which landed parts that didn't involve being a murderer. Sweet dreams, either way...

Visit: Kids From Stephen King Movies: Where Are They Now?


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy --*
1. Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

2. His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"

3. Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.

4. Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.

5. He...ummm..licks his tools clean.

6. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.

7. When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.

8. Wears a necklace made of human teeth.

9. Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.

10. Insists that a Novocaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.

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