Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Good Afternoon,

Getting ready for Valentine's Day? I'm not! I'm boycotting the 14th and I won't be doing anything romantic or loving in this week's edition of Mouthpiece.

I'm not boycotting fun or games or jokes or quotes, so please, please, please enjoy and have a very wonderful and happy Valentine's Day.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."
- Mark Twain

"Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working."
- Pablo Picasso


[m] What's On the Web?
7 Seinfeld plots that happened in real life
I can't believe that only 7 plots, from arguably the best sitcom of all-time, were based on true events. What about the Soup Nazi? What about the Pez dispenser? What about the Puffy Shirt? There has to be more.

Visit: 7 Seinfeld plots that happened in real life


Jewelanche 2
"More jewels in new environments! Make match chains to disappear colorful nuggets. Buy powerful tools to bail you out of tight situations! New environments like Water, Stone, Fire and Ice!"

Visit: Jewelanche 2


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Taking It Out on the Driver --*
Martin had just received his brand new driver's license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.

"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.

"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."

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