Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Good Afternoon,

Here's a great joke that I was sent the other day. I hope it gets you right in the ol' chuckle factory.

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 200 bones in the human body?

Patient: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

I hope that made you laugh or giggle or possibly snicker. And now enjoy the rest of today's edition of Mouthpiece.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"A smile is the shortest distance between two people."
- Victor Borge

"The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague."
- Bill Cosby

"Let no man pull you low enough to hate him."
- Martin Luther King Jr.


[m] What's On the Web?
Superheroes in Real Life
Take a look at these 8 illustrations that show that superheroes are just like us.

Visit: Superheroes in Real Life


The 2013 Best Picture Nominees Recast With Animals
Have you ever imagined what the posters of the 2013 Best Picture Nominees would look like if the human actors were replaced with animals? Well, if you were wondering...

Visit: The 2013 Best Picture Nominees Recast With Animals


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
The Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie
1. We know where you live.

2. You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.

3. Everyone's meal today is on you!

4. The "special sauce" came from the floor!

5. Guess what our special "drop" was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!

6. Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.

7. A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.

8. Your dog Sparky...he's no longer missing.

9. See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.

10. MSG? NO!! Ebola Virus....maybe.

(From Aha!Jokes)

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