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Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Good Afternoon,
It seems like everything is covered in stupid safety
labels. Food, clothes, deodorant, camping equipment,
cell phones, tools, medicine, microwaves, toilet paper,
motor oil, cat litter, peanut butter, tennis rackets,
a sex harness, just to name a few.
Discover some of these Stupid Safety Labels below (in the
Bits N Bobs section).
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Disney World is getting ready to open a resort for dogs
and other pets. They're already calling it the 'Crappiest
Place on Earth'."
- Jimmy Fallon
"I don't like the show 'So You Think You Can Dance.' The
title is kind of condescending. It's like saying, 'So
that's what you're going to wear?'"
- Craig Ferguson
"The Senate has confirmed Elena Kagan for the Supreme
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Lohan's probation officer."
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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------------------ Stupid Safety Labels ------------------
-->No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all
the time.
-->Watch, I'll prove it!
-->Blast off!
-->Nah, they're blanks.
-->Speaking of lost, where are we?
-->Wheeeeeeeeee!
-->I know this great shortcut we can take.
-->Is that what I think it is?
-->What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.
-->For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake
-->No, no, no, let me fix it!
-->"Hmm, Russia looks like a safe bet!" - Hitler
-->"Bet you can't do this."
-->"I can't believe no one has ever thought of this
before."
-->"Oh, I'm sick of sitting round in the White House -
fancy seeing a play?" - Abraham Lincoln
-->"Trust me, I'm on your side."
-->"I swear I shut the door when I left"
-->"That's funny, I remember seeing the same guy on
Americas Most Wanted"
-->"Lightning never hits the same spot twice"
-->"We're home free"
-->"That's odd!"
"Hey ya'll, watch this!"
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