Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Good Afternoon,Did you ever have someone switch your cereal with dog food as a joke? Then you realize it after about two months and you start buying dog food instead of cereal for breakfast because your hair grows in thicker and it's shinier, and your teeth don't have tartar on them.
The last two months have been a little weird.
Mouthing Off,
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In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.
In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.
In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
In Detroit, couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is
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In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
In Baltimore, it's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
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