Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Good Afternoon,

Right about now millions of people have given up on their New Year's Resolutions. I would just like to say that I'm not going to be one of them. I'll just give up on it tomorrow. I do have goals!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth."
- Edith Sitwell

"Health is not simply the absence of sickness."
- Hannah Green

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."
- Leo Tolstoy


[m] What's On the Web?
TicTacToe Game
Here's a great game to help you ease back into the work week. It's everyone's favorite: TicTacToe! This version has you answering trivia questions in order to put X's and O's on the board.

Visit: TicTacToe Gam


Jurassic Prank!
Watch this video to see how people react to seeing a full-size, moving dinosaur out in public.

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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- New Year's Resolutions You Can Keep --*
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.

Stop exercising. Waste of time.

Read less. Makes you think.

Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.

Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1.

Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

Get in a whole NEW rut!

Personal goal: bring back disco.

Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.

Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.

Get further in debt.

Break at least one traffic law.

Associate with even worse business clients.

Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.

Wait around for opportunity.

Focus on the faults of others.

Mope about my faults.

Never make New Year's resolutions again.

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