MOUTHPIECE - January 24, 2017

Good Afternoon,

I'll admit it, I'm not that smart of a guy. I'm smart in some ways, but not in other ways. So thru out my life I've been told that I'm "not the brightest crayon in the box" or "my engine is running but nobody is behind the wheel" and I'm sure many, many other ways that you can check out in the often commented on section of this mighty publication "Bits N Bobs".

I remember number 9 getting thrown around quite a bit.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch."
--John F. Kennedy

"The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know."
--Will Rogers

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog."
--Dwight D. Eisenhower



[m] What's On the Web?
6 Actors Who Had No Clue What Movie They Were Making
From Cracked.com: Yes, some actors upend their whole lives to reach the heights of artistic authenticity that can only be achieved through a pretentious refusal to admit acting is not real life. Others steadfastly refuse to take part in a film unless extraordinarily deranged circumstances be met first. And others ... yeah, uh, we're not sure why they're famous, either. Here are six examples of actors who phoned it in and were rewarded with fame, fortune, and sometimes even critical acclaim. Beware! Spoilers!

Visit: 6 Actors Who Had No Clue What Movie They Were Making


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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid --*
1. A few crumbs short of a crouton.

2. A few clowns short of a circus.

3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

4. A few beers short of a six-pack.

5. A few peas short of a casserole.

6. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

7. All foam, no beer.

8. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

9. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

10. Her sewing machine's out of thread.

(From Aha! Jokes)

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