Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Good Afternoon,

Have you ever wondered: Which Is Worse?

Running out of toilet paper in the bathroom or having no tissues with a runny nose while in public.

Today you will be confronted with this and many more question that will have you asking yourself: Which Is Worse?

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth."
- Marie Curie

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
- Henny Youngman

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[m] What's On the Web?
PICK THE WORST
You're given two options, neither of which are good. However, you need to pick the worst. Hmmm, would I rather eat 52 hard boiled eggs or 52 hot dogs?

Visit: PICK THE WORST


ACNE BE GONE: THE GAME
Click the zit and become a hit!

Visit: ACNE BE GONE: THE GAME


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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
Top 10 reasons men were dumped, according to What Went Wrong

1. There's someone else
2. Our dietary habits differ too much
3. Too high maintenance
4. Too short
5. You don't earn enough money for the lifestyle I want to have
6. You don't make me feel attractive
7. Lack of punctuality
8. Lack of attraction
9. Too much fighting
10. I don't feel like I'm a priority

Original Article: Top 10 reasons men were dumped

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