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Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Good Afternoon,
Welcome to Tuesday. There is nothing like sleeping on the
job.
What happened? Oh, it's lunchtime already. This day is
just flying by.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."
- Plato
"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch."
- W. C. Fields
"No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own
mistakes deserves to be called a scholar."
- Donald Foster
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- Play all models of iPod, MP3 players or CD players
- Zipper compartment on back to plug and stash your player
- Shell is PU Leather (vinyl like) which makes it able to
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- Control area is plush and soft to the touch.
- Runs on 4 'AA' batteries (INCLUDED)and neatly stored in
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Sleeping on the Job
Best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your cubicle:
- I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
- It's okay...I'm still billing the client.
- They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
- This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about
in the last time-management course you sent me to.
- I was working smarter, not harder.
- Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
- I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
- This is one of the seven habits of highly effective
people!
- I'm in the management training program
- Actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan
(SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your
boss made you attend.
- This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I
was dreaming about work!
- Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
- Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear
off!
- I was cross-training for telecommuting.
- Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens
without hands.
- The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was
playing dead to avoid getting shot.
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