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Thursday, February 18, 2010
Good Afternoon,
With these tough economic times I just thought that I
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If you don't remember what color your money is or who is
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has the Fonz on the twenty, right?
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aware of any of the signs.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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Signs You're Really Broke
1. American Express calls & says: "Leave home without it!"
2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath
outside a fine restaurant.
3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic
bond with Abe.
5. Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.
6. Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9%
to 24.9%.
7. You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis
shoes.
8. You receive care packages.
9. Your bologna has no first name.
10 You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
11. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
12. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
13. You give blood everyday - for the orange juice.
14. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen
condiments.
15. Consumer Credit Counseling services said, "No."
16. The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.
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