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Thursday, March 25, 2010
Good Afternoon,
I'm not feeling so good today. Yesterday, I got hit in the
head with a soup can. I kind of space out every now and
toast, gravy, feet, chicken nuggets, Frank, The Jeffersons,
denim, bark, bark, bark, bark.
My head really dented the hell out of that can. Forty-Six.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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Top Ten Signs You're Not Mensa Material
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2. Homer Simpson is your idol.
1. That "which comes first" thing about chicken and eggs
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