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Thursday, July 8, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Today you will learn if you may be colorblind. Take the
test, you'll thank me for it later. I'm just here to help.
Hey, you'll also learn to see the signs if you're a bad
cook. I don't need any signs. I just know.
And then, you'll learn that you learned two things. Live
and learn. Learning.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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Silly Shaped Rubber Bands 24-Pk
It's sweeping the country... actually the world...
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Worn as Bracelets these Silly Shaped Bands are traded &
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Theater Night Light
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---------------- SIGNS YOU'RE A LOUSY COOK ----------------
* Your family automatically heads for the table every
time they hear a fire siren.
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old" tastes like.
* Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of
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your toy poodle.
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inviting him over for dinner.
* Your kids got suspended from school for trying to
smuggle toxic waste in their lunch bags.
* Your husband refers to the smoke detector as the
oven timer.
* No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns
bright purple.
* You burned the house down trying to make jelly.
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