Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Good Afternoon,

Let's just get to it, shall we. I'd write more, but my
fingers hurt from digging in my noise all weekend. There's
a story there, but I'll just keep it to myself. It better that way.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"When in doubt, tell the truth."
- Mark Twain

"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation."
- Plato


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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy --*
1. Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.

2. His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders".

3. Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.

4. Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.

5. He...ummm..licks his tools clean.

6. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.

7. When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.

8. Wears a necklace made of human teeth.

9. Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.

10. Insists that a Novocaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.

(From Aha! Jokes)

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