Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Good Afternoon,

I've spent the entire summer of 2013 mowing my lawn in the hot sun and hating ever minute of it. I think next summer I'm gonna hire my nephew to cut the grass from here on out.

If you're considering outsourcing your lawns needs make sure that you take a gander at the list I have for you today - Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn.

It will save you time, money, and a phone call to the authorities.

There's other stuff in today's issue. Quotes, toothpicks, and monsters too!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in."
- Leonardo da Vinci

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
- Mark Twain

"Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life."
- Sophia Loren


[m] What's On the Web?
Toothpick Art
Take a look at the meticulous work of Steven J. Backman. Toothpick Art is truly "The Essence of Patience". From celebrity portraits to architectural marvels, the toothpick can create it all. Amazing!

Visit: Toothpick Art


100 Coolest Monsters
As Halloween gets closer I thought it only appropriate to bring forth the most frightening monsters that have graced television and film. Which of these creatures scare you?

Visit: 100 Coolest Monsters


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn --*
1. He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag.

2. On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes of thirteen cats.

3. Stops frequently to nap inside the grass-catcher.

4. Always trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades with his head.

5. You notice him shoving the last of his clothes into the mulcher.

6. He's fascinated by the details of you home security system.

7. Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings.

8. Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus.

9. Turns a goat loose and says he'll be back in three weeks.

10. No toes.

(From ahajokes.com)

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