MOUTHPIECE - August 18, 2015

Good Afternoon,

Now that kids are going back to school I think it's the perfect time to offer you the 'Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad History Teacher'. I've had a few and we have some history. What?

Then, discover the '22 Movie Cliches That Just Won't Die' and play 'Gluey', trust me it's fun.

Hey, this is more fun that passing notes during study hall.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
--Henny Youngman

"Beware of the young doctor and the old barber."
--Benjamin Franklin

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
--Sir Winston Churchill


[m] What's On the Web?
22 Movie Cliches That Just Won't Die
You know what would help movies to get better? Abandoning over-used cliches that we've seen so many times that you can almost see them coming. Check out these 22 Movie Cliches That Just Won't Die. Die like disco!

Visit: 22 Movie Cliches That Just Won't Die


Gluey
"Sticky globs of bright colors. I hate them! I will destroy them, by clicking them. Now, out of my way, you glob-huggers!"

Visit: Gluey


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
* Top 10 Signs You Have A Bad History Teacher *
1. Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.

2. As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.

3. Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.

4. Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler's favorite pasta.

5. Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as "technically" U.S. States.

6. Tells you that it's Napoleon that's the ice cream that comes in 3 flavors in one box.

7. Insists that the Great Depression could have been stopped with the right amount of Lithium.

8. Threatens to reenact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if homework is not turned in on time.

9. Claims that it was Martin and Lewis that were the great explorers of the West.

10. Credits David Hasselhoff and not Democracy for the fall of the Berlin Wall.

(From Aha! Jokes)

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