Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Good Afternoon,

Since I was a kid I always wanted to be a private eye. The more movies I saw or books I read about private eyes I knew that, with a little work, I might be able to be one. Then I read the list that I have for you in today's issue and I knew that it would never happen - number 6 clinched it.

So now I do this...

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money."
- Benjamin Franklin

"Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better."
- John Updike

"If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time."
- Edith Wharton


[m] What's On the Web?
Delayed Movies That Ended Up Being Good
From Shortlist.com: When the words "release date change" start to plague a movie, we immediately expect something rather disastrous. While issues such as budget, politics and real-life tragedy can be the cause, often it's simply a case of poor quality.

Visit: Delayed Movies That Ended Up Being Good


Rollin Game
From Addicting Games: Another block in search of its hole? Time to tip it! Avoid the fall, as this maze is dangerously high above the ground. Fewer moves makes for more stars, right?

Visit: Rollin Game


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
* Top Signs That You've Hired A Bad Private Eye *

1. Considers reading "The Hardy Boys Mysteries" actually helpful research.

2. He has a pet basset hound named "Flash" that acts as his trusty assistant.

3. His best disguise is wearing a hat.

4. Keeps getting confused and follows you all the time.

5. Won't read any messages without his trusty decoder ring.

6. Dresses up like Jessica Fletcher from "Murder She Wrote" when he thinks he's caught the suspect.

7. Well, he's blind.

(From Aha!Jokes)

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