Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Good Afternoon,

I've never really been a fan of doing laundry. I usually wait until the smell hurts my eyes or the only thing left to wear is my birthday suit.

Take a gander at the Top 10 Signs That It's Time To Do The Laundry and see if you need to get reacquainted with your wash machine.

But, before you do that be sure to enjoy the quotes, snap SpongeBob's tighty whiteys, and watch 22 awful animated spin-offs of classic TV shows.

You're in for a treat today!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Sooner or later we all quote our mothers."
- Bern Williams

"Life is an adventure in forgiveness."
- Norman Cousins

"Even with the best of maps and instruments, we can never fully chart our journeys."
- Gail Pool


[m] What's On the Web?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Tighty Whitey Tumble Game
Just snap SpongeBob's tighty whiteys and send him sailing through the air. How far will he fly? That's up to you!

Visit: SpongeBob SquarePants: Tighty Whitey Tumble Game


22 Animated Extensions of Live-Action TV Series
Check out the 22 awful animated spin-offs of 22 awful Live-Action TV Series... with video evidence.

Visit: 22 Animated Extensions of Live-Action TV Series


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- The Top 10 Signs That It's Time To Do The Laundry --*
1. You're wearing your last pair of underwear in the shower consistently.

2. You've worn your sheets to school because you can't get them off of you.

3. Your socks act like a shirt does when its heavily starched and emit a serious funk.

4. Your roommate walks around wearing a full body medical suit like they did in the movie "Outbreak" to avoid catching the Ebola virus.

5. The Snuggle Bear on the softener bottle officially died last week.

6. The DEA's drug sniffing dog is always coming by to sniff your laundry because the strong stench makes him think you have 28 tons of pot in your closet.

7. Even after sewing 28 spring scented dryer sheets to the inside of your shirt, your friends still say you reek.

8. The phrase "Wash Me" is visibly written in your jeans.

9. Your red T-shirt is now green.

10. The boss pulls you aside to remind you that your company's casual days does not include your college graduation gown and scuba diving fins.

(From: ahajokes.com)

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