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Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Good Afternoon,
Today's issue will answer the age old question: How many
possible ways are there to lace an average shoe?
My guess would have to be... 26. I don't know why.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.
She gave each child in her class the first half of a
proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder
of the proverb.
* Better to be safe than...punch a 5th grader
* Strike while the ...bug is close
* It's always darkest before...Daylight Savings Time
* Never underestimate the power of...termites
* You can lead a horse to water but...how?
* Don't bite the hand that...looks dirty
* No news is...impossible
* A miss is as good as a...Mr.
*You can't teach an old dog new............math
* If you lie down with dogs, you'll...stink in the
morning
* Love all, trust...me
* The pen is mightier than the...pigs
* An idle mind is...The best way to relax
* Where there's smoke there's...pollution
* Happy the bride who...gets all the presents
* A penny saved is...not much
* Two's company, three's...the Musketeers
* Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...
you have to blow your nose
* None are so blind as...Helen Keller
* Children should be seen and not...spanked or grounded
* You get out of something what you...see pictured on the
box
* When the blind leadeth the blind...get out of the way
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