Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Good Afternoon,

I was looking at some personal ads the other day, not that I do that sort of thing on a regular basis, and I discovered that there are many senior citizens looking for that special someone to share their golden years with. It's
really sweet... and funny.

Check out some of these 'Senior Personal Ads' below in Bits 'n' Bobs. Hey, I might just get in touch with the WINNING SMILE lady. She sounds nice.

Remember there's someone for everyone out there.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."
- Mark Twain

"There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true."
- Sir Winston Churchill

"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth."
- Henry David Thoreau


[m] What's On the Web?
Demolition City 2
This is your chance to hit the detonator and demolish structures near and far. Strategically place explosives and bring down the house... LITERALLY!!!

Play: Demolition City 2


The Fashion Police
Fighting Crimes of Fashion, check out celebrities outfits and give your opinion on today's fashion fads.

Visit: The Fashion Police


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Senior Personal Ads --*
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

[From AndyChaps]

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