MOUTHPIECE - May 6, 2014

Good Afternoon,

Here's a great joke that I was sent the other day. I hope you enjoy.

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 200 bones in the human body?

Patient: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

I hope that made you laugh or giggle or possibly snicker. And now enjoy the rest of today's edition of Mouthpiece.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
--George Burns

"A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be."
--Wayne Gretzky

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
--Oscar Wilde


[m] What's On the Web?
26 "Saturday Night Live" Movies That Never Existed
From Buzzfeed.com: Here's a slew of movie posters for characters from SNL's forty seasons that never made it to Hollywood. We can only ponder if each would have been a Blues Brothers or an It's Pat.

Visit: 26 "Saturday Night Live" Movies That Never Existed


Amazing Spider-Parkour
How does Spider-Man get around when he runs out of webs? Parkour!

Visit: Amazing Spider-Parkour


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Complaints of a Modern Day Vampire --*
Three Words: Daylight Savings Time

Can't enjoy a meal at Burger King without some redneck yelling, "Look Ma! It's Elvis!"

After 100 years of trying, still can't score with Elvira.

No bat is safe with Ozzy Ozbourne around.

No warm blood for miles around DC.

Baboon heart makes everything taste gamey.

Sick and tired of being mistaken for Keith Richards.

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