MOUTHPIECE - December 22, 2015

Good Afternoon,

I really hope the holiday finds you well. I'll keep things brief and then I'll see you next week!

Now, enjoy today's holiday themed issue. Great quotes, fun games and a hilarious joke list that will surely help to enhance your holiday spirit!

Happy Holidays!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"An idea is salvation by imagination."
--Frank Lloyd Wright

"[Water is] the only drink for a wise man."
--Henry David Thoreau

"Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art."
--Eleanor Roosevelt


[m] What's On the Web?
Christmas Maze Game
Can you help the Reindeer get to Santa in time for Christmas? Put your cursor over the deer and travel down to Santa. Don't hit anything, if you do, you will have to start over.

Visit: Christmas Maze Game


Deep Freeze
Freeze your enemies with your water gun and stop the bad guys from ruining Christmas.

Visit: Deep Freeze


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Santa Hates Your Kid --*
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"

7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes.

6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.

5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.

4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.

3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list.

2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."

1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"

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