Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Good Afternoon,

I hope the holiday finds you well. I'll see you next week.

Now, enjoy today's holiday themed issue. Great quotes, fun games and a few jokes are here to enhance your long holiday weekend.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."
- Thomas H. Huxley

"The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking."
- John Kenneth Galbraith

"Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught."
- Sir Winston Churchill


[m] What's On the Web?
Hilarious Holiday Video Clip - Elf: "Santa!"
And you thought that children were bad when Santa Claus was mentioned? Will Ferrell starts freaking out after hearing the news that 'Santa' is coming to visit the store. Check it out.

Watch It Now: Hilarious Holiday Video Clip - Elf: "Santa!"


Supreme Extreme Snowboarding
Jump, Flip, and Spin while Bombing down a Diamond! The bigger the tricks, the higher your score, so get out there and Own that Mountain!

Play: Supreme Extreme Snowboarding


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Santa Hates Your Kid --*
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"

7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes

6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling.

5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing.

4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed.

3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list.

2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown."

1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"

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