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Thursday, December 10, 2009
Good Afternoon,
Fifteen days, people. FIFTEEN DAYS!!! Shop 'til you drop!
But before you do, enjoy today's edition of Mouthpiece and
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To prepare for the holiday season I thought I should throw
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Ski Jumping. He's a natural. See how far you can get Ol'
St. Nick to go.
Oh, and make note of a few things you wouldn't want to
hear in a tattoo parlor.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to
interrupt her."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that
genius has its limits."
- Albert Einstein
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What's On the Web?
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Santa Ski Jump
Santa loves to play winter games. Get Santa airborne and
collect enough Stars over three jumps to progress to the
next round.
Visit: http://www.miniclip.com/games/santa-ski-jump/en/
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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---- Things you don't want to hear in a tattoo parlor ----
"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."
"We're all out of red, so I used pink."
"There are two O's in Bob, right?"
"Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."
"That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named
Tahiti Sweetie."
"Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."
"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room
back here."
"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."
"The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make
a nice waving effect."
"Oops..."
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