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Thursday, December 24, 2009
Good Afternoon,
I hope the holiday finds you well. I'll see you next week.
Now, enjoy today's holiday themed issue. Great quotes, fun
games and a few jokes are here to enhance your long holiday
weekend.
Mouthing Off,
Carl
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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful
hypothesis by an ugly fact."
- Thomas H. Huxley
"The conventional view serves to protect us from the
painful job of thinking."
- John Kenneth Galbraith
"Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not
always like being taught."
- Sir Winston Churchill
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[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
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Santa Hates Your Kid
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped,
"Dream on, Chester!"
7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes
6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for
shipping and handling.
5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left
is foam packing.
4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer
head in his bed.
3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the
stupid list
2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from
Craptown."
1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"
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