Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Good Afternoon,

It seems like everything is covered in stupid safety labels. Food, clothes, deodorant, camping equipment, cell phones, tools, medicine, microwaves, toilet paper, motor oil, cat litter, peanut butter, tennis rackets, a sex harness, just to name a few.

Discover some of these Stupid Safety Labels below (in the Bits N Bobs section).

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Instant gratification takes too long."
- Carrie Fisher

"Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One."
- Benjamin Franklin

"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
- Rodney Dangerfield

[m] What's On the Web?
SpongeBob SquarePants in Bikini Bottom Bowling
Click on the slider bar to make SpongeBob bowl. If the sliding clam is in the middle of the bar when you click, he'll knock down all the coral and roll a strike! Are you ready? See if you can beat my score of 183.

Play: SpongeBob SquarePants in Bikini Bottom Bowling

Gluey
"Sticky globs of bright colors. I hate them! I will destroy them, by clicking them. Now, out of my way, you glob-huggers!"

Play: Gluey

[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Stupid Safety Labels --*
-->No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.

-->Watch, I'll prove it!

-->Blast off!

-->Nah, they're blanks.

-->Speaking of lost, where are we?

-->Wheeeeeeeeee!

-->I know this great shortcut we can take.

-->Is that what I think it is?

-->What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.

-->For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake

-->No, no, no, let me fix it!

-->"Hmm, Russia looks like a safe bet!" - Hitler

-->"Bet you can't do this."

-->"I can't believe no one has ever thought of this
before."

-->"Oh, I'm sick of sitting round in the White House - fancy seeing a play?" - Abraham Lincoln

-->"Trust me, I'm on your side."

-->"I swear I shut the door when I left"

-->"That's funny, I remember seeing the same guy on Americas Most Wanted"

-->"Lightning never hits the same spot twice"

-->"We're home free"

-->"That's odd!"

"Hey ya'll, watch this!"

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