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Thursday, May 6, 2010
Good Afternoon,
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Before I forget, Did you know that May 13 is Leprechaun
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day. Well, two things.
Mouthing Off,
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+-------------- More Bizarre May Holidays ---------------+
May 11 is Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
May 12 is Limerick Day
May 13 is Leprechaun Day
May 14 is National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 is National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 is Pack Rat Day
May 18 is International Museum Day and Visit Your
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May 19 is Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 is Eliza Doolittle Day
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