Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Good Afternoon,

I have always been a huge fan of riddles. My favorite Batman villain is the Riddler for crying out loud. I even have a shirt with question marks all over it. I'm a fan.

Today, you can be a riddle fan too, if your aren't already. Check out the 'What's On the Web?' section, as well as the rest of today's Mouthpiece.

Have a great week and see if you know the answer to this riddle: What English word means burning wood when you take away the first letter of the word?

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
- Steven Wright

"Nobody got anywhere in the world by simply being content."
- Louis L'Amour

"Magnificent promises are always to be suspected."
- Theodore Parker

[m] What's On the Web?
Only Riddles
With thousands of riddles, OnlyRiddles.com is the largest riddles site on the net. Stump yourself, your friends, and family with these challenging riddles! You can browse the site and get answers without refreshing or leaving the page.

Visit: Only Riddles


Bugs Bunny's Home Run Derby
Batter up, Doc! Get ready to show off your batting skills and try to reach the bleachers when facing some of the classic Warner Bros. cartoon characters on the mound.

Visit: Bugs Bunny's Home Run Derby


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Alternate Uses for Peanut Butter --*
* Feed large globs of it to your dog for cheap entertainment.

* Mix it with egg whites and ammonia to see if it takes out stains.

* Plug holes in your paneling walls.

* Save it up so you will have plenty during your retirement years.

* Make "Cream of Peanut Butter" soup.

* Put it in the bell of your brass instrument to make interesting new sounds.

* Coat the lower half of your bicycle with it. Ride around town so everyone will think you were riding in the mud.

* Two words: eye shadow.

* Let it dry out and use it as silly putty.

* New Olympic Event: PB Swimming.

* Use it as "heavy" ammo for your Super Soaker 11000.

* See how much of it your vacuum cleaner can handle.

* One word: Gargle.

* No shaving cream? No problem!

* Get that tan you always wanted.

* Color it. Use it in place of Play-Doh.

* Get out your alchemy set and try to turn it into gold.

[By Andy Kerr and Nathan Eady]

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