Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Good Afternoon,Valentine's Day is one week away. Hopefully you have someone special to spend the day with, but if you do not I have a fantastic list that may just help you to get yourself a great guy or laaaaaadieeeee for the 14th.
Down below take a gander at some of the greatest "Redneck Pick Up Lines". They may just come in handy in making Valentine's Day 2012 your best yet. Number 9 works more often than you would think.
Hey, be clever and show a little class when it comes to romance.
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Mouthing Off,
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Visit: Classic TV Locations Get Art Treatment[m] b i t s . n . b o b sREDNECK PICK UP LINES........1. Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2. Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3. My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out.
5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6. If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7. You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8. Man: "Fat Penguin!" Woman: "WHAT?" Man: "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9. I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
13. Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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