Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Good Afternoon,

Can you believe that the summer is almost over? Oh, well, sorry I even brought up the whole thing.

At least you have Mouthpiece to help you to enjoy the rest of the summer and distract you from the fact that the fall is approaching quicker than old folks making their way to Bingo Night at the local VFW. Sorry.

It's only August 7th. You still have time. Enjoy it!

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live."
- Oscar Wilde

"Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary."
- Evan Esar

"All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it."
- H. L. Mencken


[m] What's On the Web?
Aqualux Game
"Making good connections - with pipes! Rearrange pipes to deliver goat milk to elf babies or something. The important thing is, there are TONS of pipish levels waiting for you to fix!" It's addictive!

Visit: Aqualux Game


Toothpick Art
Take a look at the meticulous work of Steven J. Backman. Toothpick Art is truly "The Essence of Patience". From celebrity portraits to architectural marvels, the toothpick can create it all. Amazing!

Visit: Toothpick Art


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Reasons to stay at work all night --*
1. Act out your version of a company takeover.

2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrysanthemum".

3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature.

4. Sneaking in the boss's desk could land you an unexpected promotion.

5. Draw stick people in all the landscape pictures on the walls, and in the morning, be the first to point out "what a terrible thing that someone did this to such beautiful works of art".

6. Go into the other gender's bathroom without fear of being caught.

7. Run up and down the hallways screaming, hoping security will come so you can have someone to talk to.

8. Leave prank messages on the CEO's voice mail.

9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream and pretend to be your boss.

10. Elevator surfing!

(From Aha! Jokes)

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