Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Good Afternoon,

Hey, today I have a few reasons for allowing drinking at work.

If you think about it, it may not be the most productive thing to do at work, but it will definitely help you get through the day.

Also, learn about How Animals Eat Their Food and 5 Overused Twist Endings It's Time For Movies to Retire.

Mouthing Off,
Carl

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[m] q u o t e s . o f . t h e . d a y
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
- Steven Wright

"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."
- Rita Mae Brown

"I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate."
- Vincent van Gogh


[m] What's On the Web?
How Animals Eat Their Food
This video demonstrates the how several of nature's most majestic creatures dine in their natural habitats. It's funny and informative!

Visit: How Animals Eat Their Food


5 Overused Twist Endings It's Time For Movies to Retire
From Cracked.com: The twist ending is Hollywood shorthand for when you need to give people a reason to tell their friends about this incredible movie or episode of a TV show they have to see because the ending is just mind-blowing ("Dude, you'll never see it coming!" "Well, I will now"). But the drive to make sure every story has a twist means that often we see the same ones over and over again, regardless of whether or not they make any sense whatsoever. So maybe it's time to retire these five... (Contains Some NSFW Language)

Visit: 5 Overused Twist Endings It's Time For Movies to Retire


[m] b i t s . n . b o b s
*-- Reasons to allow drinking at work --*
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.

(From: ahajokes.com)

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